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the-absolute-best-gifs: aka me This post has been featured on a...

Sun, 19 May 2013 12:08:45 -0400

the-absolute-best-gifs:

aka me

This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.

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Sun, 19 May 2013 12:07:47 -0400

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Sun, 19 May 2013 12:05:17 -0400

very-demotivational: I Thought It Was Jesus All This...

Sun, 19 May 2013 12:03:56 -0400

very-demotivational:

I Thought It Was Jesus All This Time
very-demotivational.tumblr.com

cyndaquil-fire: snuffleupagusjaydaymay: funny-addictive-blog: ...

Sun, 19 May 2013 12:00:30 -0400

cyndaquil-fire:

snuffleupagusjaydaymay:

funny-addictive-blog:

Who knew watching pencils being sharpened could be so hypnotic?

this gif is fucking well made.

pale-diamxnds: palelysium: articpolar: so—divine: qradient: ...

Sun, 19 May 2013 11:58:59 -0400

pale-diamxnds:

palelysium:

articpolar:

so—divine:

qradient:

salt-roses:

Pink, pale and pretty. Message me if you are really similar :)

Xx

pale & pretty; following back similar

(◕‿◕✿) pale blog, promoting every new follower until I reach 12k (◕‿◕✿)

message me off anon and tell me how many followers you think I have

and I’ll tell you how many I think you have

exoticwild: yahwehh: forever90s: cr4zy-glue: monserratluna: ...

Sun, 19 May 2013 11:58:38 -0400

exoticwild:

yahwehh:

forever90s:

cr4zy-glue:

monserratluna:

kickstartforever:

Everyone please reblog this. I want all of tumblr to see this.

True.

so true ugh

YES. this is the sad truth. we need to change this

This is so powerful and heartbreaking.

If you love TUMBLR, reblog this.

Sun, 19 May 2013 11:58:00 -0400

ohsaabby:

The notes. You don’t belong here if you don’t reblog this. THE NOTES!

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Sun, 19 May 2013 11:56:56 -0400

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Sun, 19 May 2013 11:52:46 -0400

“Making money off of cuss words, writing againLearn how to...

Sun, 19 May 2013 11:47:20 -0400

“Making money off of cuss words, writing again
Learn how to think ahead, so I fight with my pen”

meyrum: DON’T TELL ME HOW TO RAISE MY KIDS

Sun, 19 May 2013 11:44:29 -0400

meyrum:

DON’T TELL ME HOW TO RAISE MY KIDS

cpersinger: becomingthefitgirl: 8 Reasons Why You Should Drink...

Sun, 19 May 2013 11:37:16 -0400

cpersinger:

becomingthefitgirl:

8 Reasons Why You Should Drink Cucumber Water

1. It’s good for your muscles: Cucumbers contain silica, a trace mineral necessary to keep connective tissue healthy. Add a few slices to your workout water bottle.

2. It’s good for your skin: The silica and antioxidants help your skin stay clear and supple. I read that you can remove the soaked cucumbers from cold cucumber water and use them to reduce acne redness. Or, wash your face with cucumber water in addition to your usual acne routine to reduce redness.

3. It’s low calorie: An entire cucumber averages about 45 calories so a few slices in your water is not adding very many additional calories

4. You may drink more water: We like things that taste good. Better tasting water just may prompt you to drink more of it. It worked for me.

5. It’s detoxifying: The folks at Detox Lounge in San Diego encourage clients to drink cucumber water and use it as an integral part of their juice cleanse.

6. It’s inexpensive: Cucumbers are the 4th most widely cultivated vegetable in the world. Organics cost a bit more, however, relative to other organic fruits and vegetables, they are less expensive.

7. Guests love it: Add some extra wow to your table by adding a pitcher of cucumber water. Most people don’t take the trouble to make it at home, so they appreciate it so much more when served fancy water elsewhere.

8. Making it is easy: It takes just a few minutes to fill a pitcher (or glass) of water and slice a few cucumbers into it.

http://lajollamom.com/2012/07/drink-cucumber-water-health/

im doing this !!

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Sat, 18 May 2013 19:05:42 -0400

Murderess is a strong word to have attached to you. It has a...

Sat, 18 May 2013 19:04:57 -0400

Murderess is a strong word to have attached to you. It has a smell to it, that word - musky and oppressive, like dead flowers in a vase. Sometimes at night I whisper it over to myself: Murderess, Murderess.

Murderess, murderess, he whispers to himself. It has an allure, a scent almost. Hothouse gardenias. Lurid, but also furtive. Murderess. He applies it to her throat like a brand.

greatbritt: “The Disney Princesses as “something.” Even still I...

Sat, 18 May 2013 19:03:59 -0400

greatbritt:

“The Disney Princesses as “something.” Even still I always find it interesting when someone takes a beloved character and changes perspective on it. Plus its an interesting design challenge, to change a character drastically while keeping them recognizable and making the changes believable.” -CR

Hit the source for the artist’s DeviantArt page. I love the concept here! -GB

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Sat, 18 May 2013 18:59:37 -0400

chemicaldarkshine: hardestcopy: bijou1986: A Mom went to have...

Sat, 18 May 2013 18:56:51 -0400

chemicaldarkshine:

hardestcopy:

bijou1986:

A Mom went to have dinner with her son who lives with his roommate.
During the course of the meal, his mother couldn’t help but notice how handsome his roommate was. She had been suspicious about her sons sexuality but being a good mother she felt that he would let her know if and when the time was right but seeing the two together just made her more curious.

Over the course of the evening, while watching the interaction between the two she wondered even more if there was more here than meets the eye. Her son, sensing his mothers watchfully eye volunteered, “really Mom, I can tell what you’re thinking and you can just get it out of your mind, we are just roommates and nothing more”.

About a week later the roommate remarked, “ever since your mother was here the silver serving platter has been missing, do you think she took it?”

He responded, “Well I’m sure she didn’t but I will email her and ask just to be sure” he sat down and wrote:

Hey Mom
I’m not saying you did take the silver platter from the house and I am not saying you didn’t take it but the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.
Love,
Your Son.

A couple days later he got a response from his mother:

Dear Son,
I am not saying that you do sleep with your roommate and I am not saying that you don’t sleep with him and you know I love you and could care less either way but the fact remains that if he was sleeping in his own bed he would have found the platter under his pillow.
When are the two of you coming for dinner?
Love,
Mom

BEST MOM

I’m crYING

holepsi: YOU HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA HOW MUCH I LOVE EUROVISION

Sat, 18 May 2013 18:55:00 -0400

holepsi:

YOU

HAVE

NO

FUCKING

IDEA

HOW

MUCH

I

LOVE

EUROVISION